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I can finally post the results of Season One. I used to use an online dice roller for selecting winners, but now I use a machine made by Matt Hurtado. It's pretty keen. Anyway, I want to look for a co-writer for these battles of gooeyness.

Thanks.

Episode One

Fight One
David B. Who?
Combatants: David Byrne (Talking Heads) versus David Bowie (Duh.)
Winner: David Bowie

Fight Two
Twin Quasars of Rock Versus Twin Shakers of Hip-Hop
Combatants: John Flansburgh and John Linnell (They Might Be Giants) versus Andre 3000 and Big Boi (OutKast)
Special Refs: Jack and Meg White
Winner: Big Boi

Fight Three
The Goth Starter Kit Battle
Combatants: Ian Curtis (Joy Division, yes is brought back via time travel) vs. Morrisey (The Smiths) vs. Peter Murphy (Bauhaus) vs. Siouxsie (Siouxsie and the Banshees) vs. Robert Smith (The Cure)
Special Ref: 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Winner: Morrisey

Episode Two

Fight One
Which Came First?
Combatants: George W. Bush vs. A Chimpanzee
Winner: Chimp

Fight Two
Don't Cry, Little Fangirls
Combatants: Johnny Depp vs. Orlando Bloom
Winner: Orlando Bloom
Speciality: These guys get to dress up in pirate outfit complete with swords, grog, an' cutlasses.

Fight Three
Who Is The Real Pink Floyd?
Combatants: Roger Waters vs. David Gilmour vs. Syd Barrett
Winner: David Gilmour
Speciality: We go back to the 1970's and set up a stage just for this fight.

Episode Three

Fight One
The 'Fro Has Got To Go
Combatants: Zach Schulte vs. Jack Osbourne
Winner: Zach Schulte

Fight Two
Askewniverse Attacks
Combatants: Dante Hicks and Randal Graves vs. T.S. Quint and Brodie Bruce
Special Ref: Holden McNeil
Winner: Randal Graves
Speciality:Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson. Jason Lee, Jeremy London, and Ben Affleck go into character just for this match.

Fight Three
A Ninja vs. A Pirate vs. A (two) Robot(s)
Combatants: Hattori Hanzo Masanari (apparently the most famous ninja ever according to Google) vs. Edward Teach (Blackbeard) vs. Brent Spiner (Data on Star Trek) & a Sony AIBO (named E-Cybopooch)
Winner: Maddox (because when Blackbeard won, Maddox got totally pissed that another pirate was winning, so he got up there and just totally owned Blackbeard.)

Episode Four

Fight One
The King of Imagination
Combatants: Wesley Willis vs. Lewis Carroll
Winner: Wesley Willis

Fight Two
Know Your Influences
Combatants: Yuka Honda & Miho Hatori (Cibo Matto) vs. John Lennon & Yoko Ono(The Plastic Ono Band)
Winner: Yoko Ono
Speciality: Yes, we used the time machine to bring John & Yoko to the future. Combatants also get to use their choice of one musical instrument for a weapon.

Fight Three
Rasing Hell
Combatants: Jam Master Jay vs. Darryl "D.M.C." McDaniels vs. Joe "Run" Simmons
Winner: Jam Master Jay
Speciality: We take a flashback to the 1980's just for this occasion.


Yay.

-Fizz
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Hey, Fizz. If you still need a co-writer I'll give it a shot if you'd like.
Word, come on in.
Ok, what am I going to be writing? Things like that?
Nah, we're going to collaborate on a script to give to the comic artists.
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